To the tune of "Waltzing Matilda"
Up jumps the Kop
As Harry scores from 30 yards
In goes the hat-trick 1-2-3
And we'll sing and we'll dance
As he puts one onto Owen's bonce
Coz we've got a waltzing midfielder named Kewell
Chorus
Waltzing midfielder, Waltzing midfielder
We've got a waltzing midfielder named Kewell
And we'll watch as he runs
and he jinks his way round you're defence
We've got a waltzin midfielder named Kewell
Waltzin with Kewell, Waltzin with Kewell
We've got a waltzin midfielder named Kewell
And we'll sing and we'll dance
As he scores his goals for Liverpool
We'll go a waltzin with Harry Kewell